I'm on diet

[julchen11]

Good morning, afternoon or whatever f-list. 

Reading is good for a diet ... 

especially with wonderful writers like you ... 

You are sooo good to me. It’s very easy to go on diet these days, because of you…

 

Take the fruits, for example

 

Watermelons …

 

No way … thank you honey: http://honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com/472160.html

 

 

Or blackcurrant … how distracting those berries can be …

http://igraine1419.livejournal.com/67537.html

 

not to forget bananas. I can’t even peel them … *sigh*

http://community.livejournal.com/shire_kitchen/34573.html

 

 

so no fruits, ok.

 

Chocolates ??

http://melanieathene.livejournal.com/28645.html

No, it wouldn’t work for diet anyway …

 

Vegetables, there are still vegetables.. besides (most of all) CARROTS,

Thanks again, Belle

http://belleferret.livejournal.com/213892.html

 

I won’t think about tomatoes, potatoes or anything like this.

Zucchini? No way! They are long, they are thick, they are hard.

Julchen, they are innocent vegetables.

Why the heck do I mention “innocent” here?

 

Maybe I shouldn’t read THAT much fanfiction … but it works wonderfully for the diet.

 

Have a wonderful Sunday, honey.

I’ll be thinking about something to eat … maybe lettuce salad. Yes, that will do it.

 

Love and hugs from Shireling’s garden,

Julchen

Comments

[addie71.livejournal.com]

Oh no! While dieting is okay, if this keeps up you will waste away to nothing, because there will be nothing left you can eat!

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

It becomes less and less ... but it seems it will be a successful diet :-))

[aliensouldream.livejournal.com]

It's true! Slash can replace snacking. And there is never any risk with over-indulgence (apart from sleep) :-) Thanks for the list, I'd missed a couple.

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

*smooches you*

[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

Awww...! *sits down and snacks on fics witchoo*!!

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

*purrrrfect*

[belleferret.livejournal.com]

LOL Poor starving Julchen! Can't look at a vegetable or fruit without getting hot!

Some advice dear: just dig in and ENJOY!!!

*hugs your poor skinny body*

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

"Can't look at a vegetable or fruit without getting hot!"

Don't think of an pink elephant when someone talks about it ...
LOL!
*hugs you back tightly*

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Good luck on your diet! (Mine is certainly a history now. lol.)

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Shinta! *giggles with you*

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

LOL! That sounds like the perfect diet! :)))

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

The best of it? It WORKS!!! LOL.

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh thanks hun Big hugs*

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

My pleasure, lovey!
*big hugs back at you*

[igraine1419.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to alarm you but I'm pretty certain there was a naughty F/S fic written about lettuces. *grin*

This diet could prove dangerous.

*Hugs*

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

F/S fic about lettuces??!!! *shrieks*
I'm glad I didn't find it today, mayyyybe tomorrow.. *thinks about what's left for eating ...*
I'm in danger, you say it. I'll call you if I need some help (food), LOL!

*hugs back tight*

[telstar-gold.livejournal.com]

Bingeing on fanfic sounds like a great idea!

*sends lembas to keep your strength up*

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

:-)) Thank you, sweetie. I'm feeling much better now!

[frolijah-fan-54.livejournal.com]

Now that is my kind of diet!!

I spent the weekend reading all the fics posted for A Party of Special Magni-FSS so am way behind on my flist. But I sure enjoyed all the fics!!

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

It's your kind of diet, too? Wonderful, I can tell you - IT WORKS WONDERFULLY!
I wish there would be more time for reading and dreaming, I'm glad you enjoyed those incredible works of our friends.

Love you,
Julchen

[shirebound]

*eats you all up*

[julchen11.livejournal.com]

*clings to you*Missed you, sweetie!